26 n counting.
The weather is really conducive to add to my tally of accidents. Wet roads, pathetic road sense of Bangaloreans. All Schumi n Rossi wannabes.
Still at my exciting job of “Staring at the monitor”. Try it out. Its awesomely mind-numbing.
No work. Sitting n pondering over my extensive collection of accidents.
Its hard to remember each n every one, but the ones i do remember are so clear in my head that to this day I have sleepless nights.
Yikes.
The permutations and combinations of accidents. How many types of accidents can happen? As a wiseman said there are only 7 stories in this world. Every other story is just another modified, spiced up version of the 7 basic ones. Does this apply to accidents also?
100kmph, 0 kmph.
Bike, scooter or on foot.
Dry roads n wet roads.
Highways n busy streets.
Humans n animals.
Anymore combinations or participants? I have no idea. Will find out I am sure.
Somehow I am always fascinated with symmetry(n it aint the reason I am straight). This need for symmetry has invariably left symmetrical scars on my body. Fun to see them n remember each incident. Shoulders, elbows, palms, waist, knees, toes. The biggest scar is on my neck. Absolutely amazing the way I got it. Hilarious. But if it had gone wrong even a bit I wudnt have been writing this.
Elaborating on all my accidents wil take up so much of my “valuable” work time. Will do that eventually.
For now its fun to write this blog cos at this time its my only option to stay awake.
“The show must go on”.
It will, I am very sure n on this road I will always tread alone.